Beyoncé is being stared at in the streets—pocket-eyed, to be specific. This is better than Super Bowl official! According to rumors, Queen Bey was paid a whopping $60 million for her Christmas halftime performance. Yes, the law! She is super rich!
But wait, there’s more!
My buddy Houston Williams starts the offense and now I’m going to dunk! My sources tell me this huge sum of money is part of a multi-show deal. So, this definitely won’t be the last we see of Beyoncé on Netflix. To be honest, I don’t know if that includes the NFL, but I doubt it. It was a great performance—definitely Super Bowl caliber.
By the way, the show is hated by a lot of people and I don’t understand why. Some people seem to forget that country music is an art form created by black people. These racists act like they invented it and black people somehow stole it from them. This is not the case! I think Bay brought in Post Malone just to appease them, but they didn’t respect that at all.
Regardless, they’re likely to be angrier as Beyoncé continues to dominate in 2025 and beyond. And blue ivy! Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jay-Z releases a new album soon, especially considering all the attacks he’s been facing lately.
Do you think Beyonce should buy this bag or me? Ha ha!
(Published reports indicate this is true, by the way.)
